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2003-02-23
2:56 p.m.

dear SUV-driving rednecks who insist on driving thisclose behind me, even though i am already driving one hundred miles an hour: i am sorry you all have such small genitalia.

it's people like that who make me employ my secret weapon--the sudden stop. it's fun to slam on the brakes suddenly when some idiot is driving too close behind me. i enjoy the panicked look on the other person's face. (standard disclaimer: try that at your own risk, and only if you're sure the other person isn't actually going to hit you. unless you want some insurance money or something.)

there was a snow storm up here last night. my boy^TM and i went out to a party anyway. now we are going to attempt to drive to toronto.

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