internet quizzes are a great way to find out about yourself waste time 
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you?
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Cheese Test: What type of cheese are you?
| You are 27% geek |  You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
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Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com 
Women of the world unite - you don't need dicks to make you happy!
Whether you're a lesbian or straight girl (or something in between)...
You've always felt a special connection with other women.
Maybe you feel like you and other women have the same struggles.
Or maybe you just dig their wacky genitalia.
In either case, you're ready to break out the Toni Morrison and Sylvia Plath.
What's Class Should You Teach?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva | You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."
You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!) |
Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!
you are teal
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Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.
Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right.
Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.
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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.  | The Big Five Personality Test | | Extroverted | |||||||||||||| | 54% | | Introverted | |||||||||||| | 46% | | Friendly | |||||||||||||||||| | 78% | | Aggressive | |||||| | 22% | | Orderly | |||||||||||||||||||| | 82% | | Disorderly | |||| | 18% | | Relaxed | |||||| | 30% | | Emotional | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Intellectual | |||||||||||||||||||| | 88% | | Practical | |||| | 12% | Take Free Big 5 Personality TestYou are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Which Golden Girl Are You?
I will leap from a tall building in my superman constume
How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test Hipsters
Circle I Limbo General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell 
You're Brazil!
You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunately, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. �Of course, your
personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. �You definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at the top of your lungs.
Take
the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
Your butt is Rhode Island: tiny, but everyone who's
been says it's a great place to go
What state does your butt resmble?
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(for the record, my ass is definitely not tiny.)
You were Elizabeth I!
You were born in 1533 in Greenwich,
the daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn.
Your father had your mother executed when you
were just three. Talk about a dysfunctional
family! You were very much sought after as a
bride, since your father's will made plain that
you were heir to the throne of England. Once
you became queen, you never married. Only you
know why really, but there are a couple
theories. One is that you grew to hate
marriage after seeing your father's misfortune
with it. Another is that you were in love with
Robert Dudley but could never marry him. You
did, after all, keep his last letter in your
desk. You were a powerful leader, truly a force
to be reckoned with. Your half-sister, Mary
Queen of Scots, became a threat later in your
life and so you had her executed. Your navy
defeated the previously invincible Spanish
Armada, and indeed England became one of the
most powerful naval nations in the world. You
died in 1603 and were succeeded by your
nephew--Mary's son--James.
Which Leader Were You in a Past Life?
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| glitter-bomb | | Magic Number | 9 | | Job | Conservationist | | Personality | A Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much | | Temperament | Nervous | | Sexual | Whatever, Whenever, Whoever | | Likely To Win | The Wrath Of My Peers | | Me - In A Word | Dull | | Colour | | | Brought to you by MemeJack |
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Which OS are You?
*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.
What pisses you off?
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