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today the glitterbomber is... |
2002-06-04 i owe The Man $212.96. way back in the end of november, my old car (affectionately referred to as "break down" for good reason) decided that it had no more will to live and died on my way back into work one fateful morning. i was so stressed and upset about it that i just parked it in a no parking zone and left it there for a few days because i didn't feel like dealing with it. in that time span, i was the recipient of three or four $40 parking tickets. upon the advice of a few people, i didn't pay them, figuring that, since it was my old car, i may be able to get away with it. fast forward six months later. i reach into the mailbox and pull out a bill from a collection agency saying that i owe the stupid state a ghastly amount of money (see above). never mind that i received no warnings that this course of action would occur. i am pissed. now i can't get a bike, and i really wanted one. damn The Man and his money-grubbing ways. in happier news, i got a smoothie with a paper umbrella stuck in the lid today. i could live on smoothies when it's hot out. in fact, i usually do. who the hell wants to cook when it's 85? last night, i went a little crazy buying baby things. we are having a baby shower on friday for our administrator at work. i don't know her all that well, but i think i was a little excessive. baby stuff is just SO DAMN CUTE. it makes my ovaries cry. i wish someone i know would get pregant (and want to be pregnant) so i can buy baby stuff and satisfy my hormonal urges. because i am not having any babies anytime in the near future. uh-uh. no way. *** quote of the day: "women have purses, men have suit jackets. unless you're a superhero. then you have a utility belt." -guy on the elevator |
