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today the glitterbomber is... |
2002-03-15 beware the ides of march. and beware the rocket rollerblade-wearin' super spy, agent MPH. she poses as a mild-mannered, tea guzzling grad student, but when she gets a mission from spy HQ, she quickly transforms into a crime-fightin' superhero, dispensing justice and run-on sentences from her glitter raygun. perhaps i should channel all this creative energy into something more productive. like work, perhaps? *** quote of the day: "in victorian times, being fat was a sign of prosperity. when they saw a fat indian, they thought, 'whoa! that guy must be loaded!'" -the "scholar" sitting behind us at the restaurant |
