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2002-01-16
9:11 a.m.

today summed up:

-the bus was very very crowded, and a man who looked like sherlock holmes kept staring at me
-there was puke on the sidewalk
-i had a dream in which i was snorting heroin in a hotel elevator
-no breakfast
-and it's only 9.15!

however, there were a few people sitting next to me on the bus, discussing jarrod's band, grand buffet, which i found both hilarious and peculiar. i only thought 15-year-old boys liked them. (sorry, jb, if you ever read this. you know i love ya.) but these people were saying nice things.

yesterday, i saw a bumper sticker that said, "evolution. when 'scientists' made monkeys of themselves." don't EVEN get me started on that one. the next car over had one that said, "i brake for historical markers." almost as good as the one amy and i saw once..."sexy senior citizen." the words "senior citizen" and "sexy" should not be in the same sentence unless the word "not" is in between them. i enjoy stickers on cars...i personally have one on mine that says "chuck d. for president." because that's how cool i am. it also keeps people from thinking that i have my mom's car, as amy so nicely pointed out.

You're the epitome of insane. Either you're very smart or you're too damn stupid. The world is your playground, and everything--and everyone--is a toy for you to play with. People should be scared of you, but because you're so affable, they aren't. Tough for them.

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