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today the glitterbomber is... |
2002-10-30 amy and i should run the world. seriously. we have a million and five nifty ideas to Make The World A Better Place. today's ideas were creating a weather machine and having a separate internet for porn. on our segregated internet, the sites would begin with xxx instead of www. (for the record, i am all for free speech, but i want to choose when and where i want to see the dirty stuff, not have it delivered to my hotmail) here's something i am still pondering... yesterday morning, i put a dirty plate in the sink so that it was laying there flat. when i got home last night, the plate was in the same spot, but it was broken in four equal quarters. unless my cat jumped up on the sink (highly unlikely, as she is 16 and can barely jump onto the couch sometimes) and took a hammer to it, i have no idea how it happened. is it a sign? a sign that i should do my dishes? *** quotes of the day: library patron:do you have a streetcar named desire? "okay, aunt flo came today, and my nose just started bleeding. a couple more orifices and it could be ebola." -amy b *** amy e is a library nazi! *** happy birthday billy!!! |
