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today the glitterbomber is... |
2002-05-30 i almost got a kitten last night. i was doing an interview at a woman's house, and there was a litter of the cutest kittens. they were just puffs of fur with tails and ears. it took willpower i didn't even know i had to just say no. my kitty would be mighty pissed if i came home with a friend or three for her. she's used to being the queen. driving home from said interview, i was yelled at by a cop to "slow down." i told him to shut up. have i mentioned that i have a problem with authority figures? people at work keep stealing my bottles of water out of the fridge. i was so annoyed that a left a somewhat nasty note on the fridge saying that i was tired of it. i may put some yellow food coloring in my water and label the bottle "urine sample" so people leave it alone. now i just have to work on the idiots that steal the pens off of my desk. i'm thinking mouse traps may not be a bad idea. today at lunch, my fortune cookie told me to "relax and enjoy life." oh, if only i could, little cookie, if only i could. ***
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